Life / November 6, 2019

Every Single Thought You’ve Ever Had On The Subway

Trains. Sure, they are one of the most eco-friendly ways to travel and much better than being stuck in stop and start traffic for absolute hours. However, they don’t come without their own share of unpleasantries, especially during rush hour when everyone is grabbing whatever’s left of the handlebars and you are becoming all too familiar with the armpits of your fellow riders.

Oh, the stench! Then, there is the unpredictable and unforgiving motion that knocks you into said armpit when the train suddenly brakes. Moreover, there is always someone who has no business sitting in the senior/expectant mother seat young, nimble and lounging comfortably.

You are not the only one who has all these thoughts on the train. Many of us do. Especially when the ride has no attractive people on board to make your train spouse (that’s a story for another day).

In this hilarious Seinfeld episode, Elaine goes through every motion who you have had on a train and it’s hilarious.

Samiat Salami

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