As the saying goes, “kids say the darndest things!” The vivid and complex mind of a child is an imaginative land filled with many random thoughts and observations that have yet to be clouded by social boundaries and cues. There have been countless TV shows and movies focused around this very subject going back as far as most of us can remember.
One Kindergarten teacher decided she was going to keep this art form alive and began writing down the hilarious and sometimes profound things kids have said in her classroom. She even started an instagram account called @LiveFromSnackTime and wrote a book titled “I Did My Homework In My Head, And Other Wacky Things Kids Say” To give you a little taste of what to expect, we’ve gone ahead and selected 10 of our favorites to share with you below.
1. Life, Liberty, and The Pursuit of Pancakes
This kid knows what’s important in life.
2. Kids these days and their damn marinara!
Show and tell just got a whole lot more interesting.
3. Joey, the future romance novelist
5 is always the most difficult year.
4. Yoga? A piece of cake.
Change my mind.
5. Feminism – start ’em young.
Questions that need answers.
6. Technology isn’t always easy
Where is the popcorn button on the TV?
7. All work, no play
Me either, anonymous 7 year old. Me. Either.
8. It’s a hard knock life
They’ve really raised the bar on these prerequisites haven’t they?
9. Love wins
It’s not that difficult people.
10. And last but not least – motivation
A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK.